Dad sure does know what he's doing.
He even won a PC at his company's bingo event.
Isn't that great? You don't have a PC yet.
I would've been happier if it was a game console.
Keita, you're still a little kid.
Why do you say that?
If you had a PC, you could use the Internet.
And if you use the Internet, you'll be able to find all kinds of uncensored stuff-
Uncensored stuff?
What she means is, you could find a lot of information.
Being connected with the rest of the world like that... Doesn't it sound like a dream?
But it seems like this dream will never become a reality.
The next stop is Akihabara, Akihabara.
Next stop: Akihabara
But in Akiba, there are still lots of unfulfilled dreams awaiting our arrival.
Let's go, Ako!
Yes, Riza, this is Akiba!
What the hell is this all about?
Translation:
r3l4x
Kiss me
Futaridouji ni koi shita kara uketomete yone
We both got a crush on you at the same time, please accept it.
Kuusou bousou shichatteru
This fantasy is out of control.
Kotae no nai real nara
If this reality doesn't have an answer,
Yume wo mitatte iinjanai
Isn't it okay to dream?
Shiawase Endless mirai tsunagaru doko made mo
This happiness is connected to an endless future, forever
Riatomo niha kakushitemo icchau teki na barebare ne
Even though we're friends we hide it, but I want to say it anyway
Love ha itsumo gachide kakehiki
Our love is a constant struggle to win.
Deja-vu mitai
It's like deja-vu
Futari iruyo
There are two of us
Himitsu dake do
It's a secret
Honne ha
But to be honest
watashi hitori wo mitsumetehoshii
I want you to only look at me.
Translation Checking:
Moshiburner
Oshiete agetai ironna koto
There's a lot I want to teach you
Karaoke:
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Typesetting:
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Watashi ga yuuwaku shita hazu nanoni
I was supposed to be the one who tempted you.
Timing:
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Editing:
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Itsuka majina Boy ni kawatteta
Somehow it had changed into serious love.
Encoding:
commander`A
Kiss me
Futaridouji ni ai shita kara uketomete yone
We both loved you at the same time, please accept it.
Happy
Lucky
Na koto takusan shiyou
Let's do lots of happy stuff.
Koukishin tomenaide
Don't stop your curiosity.
QC:
commander`A
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Love me
Futari no chigai wo oshiete
Teach us the difference between us two
Koi no ookisa ha hanbun yori ha nibai ni shite
Make your love double instead of half
Distro:
Maiku_Ando
k1ll0r-chan
commander`A
Shiawase ha endless ga ii
If we're going to be happy, let's make it endless
Uneasiness at Akihabara
It looks good on you, Ako-nyan.
A-Ako-nyan?
How cute!
C-C'mon, you as well, Kei-chan?
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
If you want to hide a tree, you should do it in a forest, right?
Master, please take this.
I see...
But why is it only me?
Come on, try saying "nyaa~" for me.
Say "nyaa~".
That's just...
N-Nyaa~
That's so cute!
Ako-nyan!
Huh?
Ako-nyan!
It's been a while since we went shopping together.
What are you doing? We're going on ahead.
All these stores look the same, you could get lost easily.
Only the real Akiba residents are able to tell the small differences.
Akiba residents... huh?
It kinda just makes my head spin.
That's what you get for staying up all night.
All night? Why?
Well...
Dirty pics
Search
Search the entire web
Alert!!
This website has been blocked.
Harmful information might be contained within
What is this?
It says it can't connect.
Ero movies
It's filtering.
It's blocked to prevent children from viewing the adult sites.
What should we do?
There's got to be a way to get around it and view those adult sites.
You can do that?
If you use use terms like "perverted" or "indecent"... Usually only the most common words are blocked, you see?
You've tried this before, haven't you?
Never mind that, just come up with something already.
Then, how about "meat stick"?
It's got to be something to avoid the filter.
So you've already tried that one.
Lonely Housewife
Cowgirl
Kamasutra
It's no use. Maybe they're too obvious?
Okay, let me try.
"Peeing."
"Squirting."
"Piss-mania."
We are going beyond high school vocabulary here...
"Blowjob."
"Lesbians."
"Fingering."
"First-timer."
"Treasure boat."
"Stolen virginity."
"Scissoring."
"Threesome."
"Spooning."
It's useless.
I've had enough.
If the Internet fails, we'll just have to buy some games.
Games?
It decided...
We are buying an Eroge!
Ero?
What are you saying? Aren't those just drawings?
There's no limit to what they can do in drawings.
How can you to get off from a drawing?
Apologize!
Apologize to all the Eroge fans.
Listen up, Ako!
Eroges are the first step to adulthood.
A game you can only play on a computer.
And it's something you can never show to a child!
We have to buy an Eroge.
No, there's no other choice.
And then, we'll become real women!
I used to play this a lot.
But I never managed to beat the fourth boss, no matter what I did.
How nostalgic...
Riko, you know what to do, right?
Yeah, we can't let Keita know that we're after an Eroge.
That's right.
If he finds out...
Buying an Eroge...
Ako-nee...
That's so filthy!
Wait, Kei-chan! You've got it all wrong!
That would be terrible.
Actually, you could look at it this way...
Buying an Eroge...
Were you that dissatisfied, Riko-nee?
I'm sorry.
I should have noticed...
But the real thing should feel better, right?
Keita.
That would be awesome.
Get real.
Anyway, I'm going to take Kei-chan with me, so in the meantime...
...I'll go get my hands on an Eroge.
Failure shall not be tolerated.
Just leave it to me.
The mission starts now.
From here [Adult floor] Minors please refrain from entering
Kei-chan, over here.
What is it?
Besides, where did Riko-nee go?
Well, she just had something to do.
I get the feeling you guys are hiding something from me today.
You're acting kind of weird.
W-We wouldn't do something like that.
More importantly, we're here.
Cosplay Building
C-Cosplay?
Pictures?
They take pictures of the costumers who come here to cosplay.
But I don't want them to do that.
But we came all the way to Akiba, so it would be a shame not to.
To commemorate, an Akiba commemoration shot.
But still...
Look here, would you like a nurse?
They even have a syringe.
Welcome.
We have some costumes for couples as well.
Ah, then we'll take a look at those.
How do you put this on?
Kei-chan, are you done changing?
No, not yet.
More importantly, there's no way I can wear this.
Jeez... I'll give you hand.
What's up with that outfit?!
I'm a female warrior.
Aren't you embarrassed?
You could just as easily be walking around naked.
You don't have to point that out.
That's going to make me feel embarrassed.
Come on, you should get changed as well.
W-Wait a minute- Ako-nee!
Don't just pull 'em off.
Come on, just take 'em off already.
They're really noisy out there.
People's manners here have gotten really bad lately.
They're in need of some education.
Hey! Keep it down!
What are you guys doing?
You can't do something dirty in here.
Ah, I'm sorry-
S-Sensei...?
What's wrong, Ako-nee?
Wasn't that Kiryuu-sensei just now?
But...
No way... I guess.
W-Wasn't that...
The Student Council President, Suminoe Ako-san?
W-Why is she here?
Could it be that we share the same hobby?
Wrong
More importantly, wouldn't I lose all my standing as a teacher if she saw me wearing this outfit?
What should I do?
Kanetsugu-sama.
Running away is winning
I understand, Kanetsugu-sama.
I do want to take a cosplay picture, but completing my real mission here takes priority!
Which one should I take?
Can't be sold, sold here for one day only!!
Can't be sold?
This is it!
I saw it first.
No, I got it first.
Just let go of it... Already...
Y...es...
Kiryuu...sensei?
Suminoe Riko-san?
Why is Suminoe Riko-san, the Student Council Vice-President here?
What is this? Some new kind of a shock?
A shock?!
Disqualified Teacher
N-Not good. I can't have her talking about this.
First off, I'll start acting like we're a normal student and her teacher.
Suminoe-san, what is a high school student doing in the adult section?
I could ask you the same thing.
What are you doing here, buying these Eroge?
Y-You've got it all wrong.
That's just... You know...
Yeah! I was just looking into the contents of these games I keep hearing about, it's just research.
How lucky, there's still one left.
Got the last one.
I'm buying that one!
Darn it!
What do you mean you're buying it?
Well...
You see...
Anyway... This one isn't anything special.
Ah, wait!
Where did Riko-nee run off to?
Y-Yeah, she should have been back by now.
Maybe I should go look for her?
Don't worry! I'll go look for her, you stay here.
Thank you very much.
Why did you try so hard to get it if it wasn't anything special?
Well...
Wasn't it simply because you wanted it?
Riko?
What are you doing?
S-Suminoe Ako-san?!
Kiryuu-sensei?
You came just in in time.
Help me get back that Eroge.
I-It's not what you think, this is...
I just thought I'd stop you from buying something like this.
So that's why you were holding onto it so tightly?
Now that you mention it, weren't you cosplaying before?
Sensei, could it be that you're an otaku?
No more...
This is it.
Put me out of my misery, Kanetsugu-sama.
Leave it to me
Ah! I finally found you.
K-Kei-chan!
What are you doing on the adult floor?
Well... Umm...
Chasing a dream, or something like that.
Who's this?
Our high school teacher.
Nice to meet you.
You must be... Suminoe Ako-san's...
I'm her younger brother, Keita.
Thank you for taking care of my sisters.
Y-Younger brother?!
Yes...
Now that I think about it, there's this rumor flying around that Ako-san loves her younger brother.
And the one that Riko-san was trying to get...
Big breasted twins and their little brother
You dropped it.
S-Shit.
K-Kei-chan?
Ako-nee, Riko-nee.
Was this the reason you came here?
Teacher's spirit
What are you kids thinking! Brother and sister, that's just disgraceful.
I-I don't want to hear that from you who's out here buying Eroge.
That has nothing to do with the problem at hand.
A relationship like this between brother and sister has no future.
Such abnormality can only lead to unhappiness.
For your information, we're not related by blood.
We're stepbrother and stepsister.
So there's no problem at all!
T-There's still a lot of problems!
In terms of morals and public opinion.
We love Kei-chan, that's all there is to it.
And he just happens to be our younger brother.
That still doesn't mean...
H-How about you, how do you feel when your sisters tell you that they love you?
I don't really think about it,
but it does make me kinda happy.
This is bad, I have to do something about this kid.
Indecent
The source of their delusions could very well be their younger brother.
His behavior has them flaunting over him. The sisters are going to go berserk.
I've got to nip this problem in the bud.
Now is the time to show my skill as a teacher!
We're now allowed to sell the canceled orders!
"The big-breasted sisters and their little brother."
Last 3 copies left!
Remember, it's first come first served!
What should we do?
But, Kei-chan is...
H-He's not here?
We won't be disturbed here.
What's all this about? Bringing me here all of a sudden like this...
You don't want to...!
Don't just jump to conclusions.
The problem might be from your side, after all.
We're going to have a good long talk about your sisters, just the two of us.
I'm going to put my life as a teacher on the line, in order to put you back on the right path.
I'm going to show you how to put a stop to this forbidden relationship.
Excuse me.
Miss, what kind of cosplay would you like to order?
Cosplay?
Yes.
At this shop, the men dress up as military commanders for the women.
It's a kind of flirting game.
A flirting game?
K-Kanetsugu-sama, stop this flirting.
There's no other way... But to do this!
Why don't you try handling my matchlock rifle!
Please, shoot me!
Kanetsugu-sama!
No, we weren't planning on doing that.
Our most popular character right now is Naoe Kanetsugu.
I'll take him.
He's nowhere to be found.
Anyway, let's just keep looking for him.
Both of them are your sisters.
You can't keep going on like this.
You understand that, right?
Well, If you say that while I'm wearing these clothes...
D-Don't worry about the details.
It's like putting on a suit of armor, but around your heart.
You've got to be stoic, just like the warriors in the Warring States era.
I've finally caught you!
Aaah~ Nobunaga-sama! You're being so forceful!
Like I said! You're siblings.
Here I come!
You feel that?
My castle is about to fall!
Anyway, a relationship between brother and sister is just not acceptable.
Not acceptable?
You have to pull yourself together.
If this continues, you're going to get your sisters in more and more trouble.
I've been listening to you quietly all this time, but just what do you know about us?
For one, I think they're the greatest sisters I could have.
I'm going home.
W-Wait.
What are you doing?!
If we would've rushed in a little bit later, what would've happened?
What were you thinking, Sensei?
I've found you, Onee-chan.
Hello, Keita-senpai.
Hello, Ako, Riko-senpai.
Mikazuki, why are you here?
Did my sister cause any trouble?
Your sister?
Kiryuu-sensei is Mikazuki-chan's sister?
Yeah, that's right.
Thanks, Onee-chan.
You bought me the game.
But that's an Eroge.
This game came with a special comic from a manga that I really like.
But...
Since I'm under-aged, I couldn't buy it.
tried to buy it
But I wanted it no matter what.
I was so troubled by it that my sister said she'd buy it for me.
Since there's no other way until I become an adult.
Being a teacher, she must've been so embarrassed.
Isn't she the best sister?
So that's what happened.
Leaving the Eroge aside, what about the thing with Keita?
Did something happen?
I've heard that recently young people in Akihabara have been following Samurai Code without guidance.
Samurai code...
Onee-chan is a guidance counselor, but maybe she said too much.
No, don't worry about it...
We are partly at fault as well...
Well then, we better get going.
See you later, Keita-senpai.
You two get along well, huh?
Yes, of course.
She's a sister I can rely on.
A sister you can rely on, huh?
I wonder what it would feel like if Kei-chan told us that.
Japan's number 1!
That's it, Onee-chan!
Just a little more imposing, and powerful!
Mikazuki, this is really embarrassing.
If I don't upload some more, I won't get to access more, either.
You're uploading this on your blog?
Don't worry.
I'll make sure to hide your face.
That's not the problem.
It was my performance that got you out of trouble, so you can't complain.
Seriously.
You're a teacher but also a cosplayer that loves eroge and is obsessed with military commanders.
I'm sorry.
If you feel bad about it, just take your pose again.
Another 100 to go.
Forgive me!
Steady boy taisetsu na ah steady boy
Steady boy, so very important steady boy.
Dare yori ichiban soba ni isasetene
Let me be closer to you more than anyone.
Kono itooshisa ha honmono
This love is the real thing.
Zutto zutto daisuki
I'll always, always love you.
Kyun to suru no shinkuro
When you take my breath away we connect.
Dokitte suru no mo shinkuro
When my heart skips a beat we connect.
Ne nande darou
Just what is this?
Haato ga sawagu mitai moriagaru
My heart wants to jump out, it's getting excited.
Watashi ikkai shabetta
I've spoken to you once.
Watashi sankai me ga atta
I've matched eyes with you three times.
Moshikashitara
Could it be?
Ne jissai honto ha raibaru nanoni ne
We really are rivals, right?
Futari shite kataomoi nante ukeru
Both of us having a crush is just funny.
Kakkou warui kedo tanoshii soudatsu furii
It might look clumsy but it's fun and we're free to compete.
are ahhora kare ga kita
Look, there he comes.
Steady boy namaikina my steady boy
Steady boy, my cheeky steady boy.
Ohayou sae itte kurenai
You don't even say "good morning."
Hohoemi gaeshi mo shite kunnai
You don't even return my smile.
Demo ne hottokenai ah Steady boy
But I just can't leave you be, ah steady boy.
Ne kare no koto nan toka shitai yone
Don't you want to do something about him?
Kono tokimeki ha karakute kyou mo sakusen meeting
This excitement is getting me flustered, let's have another strategy meeting today.
Douyo Douyo de apiiru
How? Just how should I appeal to him?
Wh~What?!
A dripping wet midsummer delusion
Get it together, Yuuzuki.
You've got to get this delusion under control.
But, just one more time,
another five minutes.
If I only keep doing this, I'm gonna end up a fool.
Next time: Wh~What?! A dripping wet midsummer delusion.
A kiss to you.